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Laurel Decher

Will the Seven Kingdoms be the friendliest place in the world? Or the rudest?

The eleven-year-old royal Saffron twins—Princess Saffy and Prince Magellan--have to save the Seven Kingdoms from the Blackfly Queen’s dangerous new magical candies!

The trouble starts when the Blackfly Queen introduces a brand-new holiday guaranteed to make her the most beloved queen in the Seven Kingdoms: Valentine’s Day!?!

This year, Valentine’s Day falls on the same day as the Rose Monday Parade. Instead of delighting the crowds with traditional candies, the queen has a dastardly plan.

She’s making Consternation Hearts with magical powers, a.k.a. candy hearts with messages good for every day of the year... like “Go to the Water Dungeon!”
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Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test in a strange kingdom, SEVEN KINGDOMS FAIRY TALES are all about finding more magic in your life.

One lucky child gets the perfect leadership gift.

If only the fairies would remember the training wheels!

Yiiiiiiiikes!

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For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order.

Perfect for fans of funny, fast-paced fairy tales like Jean Ferris' Once Upon a Marigold or E.G. Foley's The Gryphon Chronicles.

Also for friends of entertaining adventure stories. . .with a side of handy life skills. (Jacqueline Davies' The Lemonade Wars or Shannon Hale's Princess Academy.)

Madison of Google

Bumpity Boulevard Press

A Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tale

Trouble at the Valentine Factory

“This nameless princess is a fabulously different kind of hero. I rooted for her triumph with every page turn." —Deborah Halverson, award-winning author, editor

It's like The King's Speech, but for kids.

When it's save-the-kingdom time, a nameless princess has to use her whole toolbox. . .

Can she finally use the one tool that's never worked. . .her quiet voice?

Organizing a party is hard! When you're a behind-the-scenes inventor princess, it's even worse.

But when your royal parents fall ill with croquet fever? All they want to do is play croquet!

The pressure's on!

Then your royal aunt burns down the castle. . .

And your fairy godmother's booby-trapped gift means. . .

No one hears you at all!

What's a princess to do?

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Whether it's speaking up at a feast, or reading a map in a strange kingdom, SEVEN KINGDOMS FAIRY TALES are all about finding more magic in your life.

One lucky child gets the perfect leadership gift.

If only the fairies would remember the training wheels!

Yiiiiiiiikes!

__________________

For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order.

For friends of entertaining adventure stories. . .with a side of handy life skills. (Jacqueline Davies' The Lemonade Wars or Shannon Hale's Princess Academy.)

REVIEWS

“Kids will love every quirky thing about it!”

--Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR’S MUSTACHE

“I love the premise of hiding in plain sight. The concept that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen is such an important topic . . . I know a lot of kids will be drawn to this!”

--Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK

“I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . .” --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS

PRAISE FOR THE SERIES

Book 2: Lost With Leeks

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren."-Sharon Walker, grandparent

Book 2.5: Trouble at the Valentine Factory

"Gr 4-7–Decher’s fourth book in the “Seven Kingdoms” series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires."

—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

Book 4: Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

Trouble With Parsnips

Note: This is an AI audiobook narrated by Madison from Google and edited by the author

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Eleven-year-old Prince Nero has got his hands full! His royal mother wants to solve their kingdom's money problems with her Quality Blackfly Gingerbread.

The problem is. . .not everyone agrees with her idea of what "Quality" means.

The gingerbread oven isn’t the only thing heating up!

This complete short story is an appetizer (22 pages) for the magical world of the Seven Kingdoms. TROUBLE WITH PARSNIPS, LOST WITH LEEKS, UNDER PRESSURE WITH A SQUASH, and TROUBLE AT THE VALENTINE FACTORY are much longer. Tales can be read in any order.

WHY READ SEVEN KINGDOMS FAIRY TALES?

In each Tale, a fairy godparent gives one lucky child (or twins) the perfect leadership gift. If only they'd remember the training wheels! Yiiiiiiikes!

Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test in a strange kingdom, these Tales are all about finding more magic in your life.

PRAISE FOR THE SERIES:

Book 1 Trouble With Parsnips:

“Kids will love every quirky thing about it!” --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR’S MUSTACHE

“I love the premise of hiding in plain sight. The concept that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen is such an important topic . . . I know a lot of kids will be drawn to this!” --Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK

“Emotionally engaging. I feel much sympathy for [the nameless princess], yet at the same time her parents and all their inadequacies are so endearing.” --Michelle Leonard, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: STORIES OF GIRLS WHO SCIENCE AND SCHEME, Young Adult (Sci-Fi Anthology for ages 12+)

“I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . .” --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS

Book 2: Lost With Leeks

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." -Sharon Walker

"a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." -Christina Newcomb

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." -Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!"

—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

AI narrator Madison of Google

Trouble at the Christmas Fair: Short Story

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . . " --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

For ages 9 to 12. Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test in a strange kingdom, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding more magic in life!

Three books in one!

Follow the hilarious adventures of a princess who defends her castle and wins a name for herself, a perpetually lost prince who learns how to lead, and a team of royal twins who face test after test to protect their beloved dragon. 

1. Trouble With Parsnips, A Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tale, 1; 

2. Lost With Leeks, A Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tale, 2; and 

3. Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem, A Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tale, 3 

Now in a single volume.

MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES
Trouble at the Valentine Factory
Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon
Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (March 2024)

Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales: Books 1-3

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull. . . " --Jen McConnel, School Library Journal

For ages 9 to 12.

Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or standing up for your friends, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding the magic in life.

What do you do if your mother puts St. Nicholas in the dungeon?

Argh! Twelve-year-old Crown Prince Nero is lost again. How will he ever lead the Blackfly Kingdom? His fairy godfather gave him a magnetic personality to make him charming. Only now he’s a trouble-magnet--for compasses, maps and magical creatures. Worse, his royal mom has kidnapped St. Nicholas. Nero's got to map out a rescue right away!

Note: This 2nd edition AI audiobook is narrated by Madison from Google with special voices by Fabien and Francine of Google. Edited by the author. Downloadable illustrations add to the fun!

More in This Series:
Trouble With Parsnips
Lost With Leeks
Trouble at the Valentine Factory
Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem
Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon
Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans

Praise for Lost With Leeks:
(for print and ebook editions)
". . .well paced and well executed. . . as with Book 1, I laughed along the way. What a silly, fun, sweet world." --Deborah Halverson, award-winning author and editor

"This is an awesome book for older elementary kids (or intermediate schools) that is fun, interesting, and keeps young minds reading! Great book." --Pat Eroh, 5 stars on GoodReads.

“Extremely entertaining!! I enjoyed this book from start to finish!” —Jacquie, 5 stars on GoodReads.

“Funny magical story. . . about a prince who didn’t think he could be a leader because he couldn’t find his way around. While the main character Prince Nero may be lost, the author easily finds her way to her readers’ hearts.” —eileen, 5 stars on Amazon.

“delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren.” —Sharon Walker

“a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . .” —Christina Newcomb

“Very cute story. I can’t wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I’d love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero.” —Charlotte’s Reviews (Goodreads)

“A fast paced story catering for the younger audiences never-ending need for change and engagement. . .as a teacher, I know the children will get a kick from the characters uniqueness and the imaginative storyline.” —Joanna Smith (Goodreads)

Madison of Google with Fabien and Francine of Google

Lost With Leeks

Argh! Twelve-year-old Crown Prince Nero is lost again. How will he ever lead the Blackfly Kingdom? His fairy godfather gave him a magnetic personality to make him charming. 

Only now he's a trouble-magnet--for compasses, maps and magical creatures. Worse, his royal mom has kidnapped St. Nicholas. Nero's got to map out a rescue right away!

WHY READ SEVEN KINGDOMS FAIRY TALES?

In each Tale, a fairy godparent gives one lucky child the perfect leadership gift. Abracadabra! 

If only they'd remember the training wheels! Yiiiiiiikes!

Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map or taking a test in a strange kingdom, these Tales are all about finding more magic in your life.

PRAISE FOR THE BOOK:

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey… will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren."—Sharon Walker

"a wonderful and fantastical story… a great read for older elementary children… enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story…"—Christina Newcomb

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." —Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

Lost with Leeks: How Can a Prince Lead When He's Always Lost?

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales

Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test, or standing up for your friends in a strange kingdom, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding the magic in life.

For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order.

Some problems multiply faster than others . . .

Eleven-year-old Princess Saffy is a point monster who has to hit the bullseye every time. Points ARE the point.

Prince Magellan's whole heart is in his map projects. Tests are pointless.

But when their beloved dragon gets them into trouble with the Fairy Kingdom, the Saffron twins are tested at a whole new level!

How can they beat the PRESSURE?

Get on board the Hubbard submarine and find out!

OhOOOOGA! OhOOOOOOOGA!
Dive!
Dive!

Note: This is an AI audiobook narrated by Madison of Google. Edited by the author. Downloadable illustrations add to the fun!

Table of Contents

A Pointless Test 1

The Point Monster 14

The Test Problem 27

Thursdays for Thinking 37

Second in Command 60

First Day of Fairy School 67

Follow that Hubbard! 80

In Defense of Cupids 98

Barging In 114

Point Counseling 132

Tunnel Trouble 151

The Fairy Ranger Library 166

Multiplication Madness 184

The Ranger Queen 201

The Test Flight 213

A Long Knitting Night 222

Transportation Trouble 237

More Thinking on Thursdays 244

The Laughing Lake 253

Epilogue 272

More in this series:

Trouble With Parsnips

Lost With Leeks

Trouble at the Valentine Factory

Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem

Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans

Praise for the series:

"Gr 4-7–Decher's fourth book in the "Seven Kingdoms" series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." [Trouble at the Valentine Factory]--Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." [Lost With Leeks]-Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" [Under Pressure With A Squash:The Multiplication Problem]—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem

Rules versus Friendship . . . What's the verdict?

Eleven-year-old Prince Vlad has prepared all his life for his destiny as a Seven Kingdoms judge. He wants to be respected for fairness, like his father, King Pink.
When the king decides it's time for real-life practice, Vlad is thrilled to be appointed judge for the Magenta Educational Royal Court for Youth.
Unfortunately, his first case is a doozy.
His good friend Magellan shows up in court with an illegal baby dragon!
Good grief!

Can the brand new judge do his duty without losing his friends?
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Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or playing by the rules, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are all about finding more magic in your life.
One lucky child gets the perfect leadership gift.

If only the fairies would remember the training wheels!
__________________

For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order.

Perfect for fans of funny, fast-paced fairy tales and entertaining adventure stories. . .with a side of handy life skills. (Jacqueline Davies' The Lemonade Wars, Shannon Hale's Princess Academy or Jessica Day George's Tuesdays at the Castle series)

PRAISE FOR Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

"I loved the idea of the Seven Kingdoms . . . allowing children to make the rules and legally upholding them . . . I found myself wanting to adopt a baby dragon myself. I know children will feel the same way because he was just too irresistible . . . I highly recommend this story!" [5 stars]--Diana Coyle, Reader Views

PRAISE FOR THE SERIES

Book 1: Trouble With Parsnips
“Kids will love every quirky thing about it!”
--Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR’S MUSTACHE

Book 2: Lost With Leeks

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." -Sharon Walker, grandparent

"a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." -Christina Newcomb

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." -Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

Book 2.5: Trouble at the Valentine Factory
"Gr 4-7–Decher's fourth book in the "Seven Kingdoms" series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!"
—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL
For ages 9 to 12. Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or standing up for your friends, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding the magic in life.

Could You Stick Up For a Giant?

When the beloved Mr. Giant keels over in the Royal Marigold Restaurant, it’s a recipe for trouble for eleven-year-old Prince William of Marigold!

Find the cure for Mr. Giant's mysterious sleeping sickness and cook up a plan to prevent a War on Giants? Phew!

Years ago, his family was warmly welcomed by the Seven Kingdoms.
Suddenly, it's William's job to remind everyone how to make friends!?

Fee, Fie, Foe, FUN!

More Books in This Series:

Trouble With Parsnips

Lost With Leeks

Trouble at the Valentine Factory

Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem

Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon

Praise for the Series:

"Gr 4-7–Decher's fourth book in the "Seven Kingdoms" series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." [Trouble at the Valentine Factory]--Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL

“Kids will love every quirky thing about it!” [Trouble With Parsnips]--Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR’S MUSTACHE

"delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." [Lost With Leeks] -Sharon Walker, grandparent

"a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." [Lost With Leeks] -Christina Newcomb

"Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." [Lost With Leeks]-Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)

"Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" [Under Pressure With A Squash:The Multiplication Problem]—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

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