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Bill Myers

Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.

The first in Bill Myer’s witty and wacky fiction series, My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God.

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle

My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce

“Hollyweird” comes to Middletown! Wally’s a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical “Mutant from Mars!” It’s a close race as to which will consume Wally first – the disaster-plagued special-effects “monster” or his own out-of-control pride … until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God’s command for humility.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait keeps young listeners laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves “star treatment.”

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.”

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps listeners on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives!

This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. 

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps listeners laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio.

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end … And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio.

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters … Hostile pirates … A ghost ship … And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not.

Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. 

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. 

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me.

"Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too."

So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle - The book series

The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle - The book series

The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle books in order

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