Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours): A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had Dicholas Chad Pansy
I Feel That: How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately Dicholas Chad Pansy
Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic): A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing Dicholas Chad Pansy
Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality Dicholas Chad Pansy
How to Be a Debbie Downer: A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It Dicholas Chad Pansy
"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)": A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing Dicholas Chad Pansy
I Have No Idea What I’m Doing: A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) Dicholas Chad Pansy
Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) Dicholas Chad Pansy
Maybe Im The Problem?: How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap Dicholas Chad Pansy
Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess): A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding Dicholas Chad Pansy
So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage): A Survival Guide to Loving Someone Who Is Always Filmin Dicholas Chad Pansy
Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times Dicholas Chad Pansy
Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself: How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine Discholas Chad Pansy
Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability Dicholas Chad Pansy
We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts): From “I Want My CDs Back” to “Please THAT PIC" A Timeline of Romantic Failure Dicholas Chad Pansy
What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me): A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty Dicholas Chad Pansy
The Bullshit Artist's Handbook: How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise Dicholas Chad Pansy